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"Passion pours freely from the fingertips of God." -- Aislinn (a quote on their web site)
"I think I'll have a heart attack and die of NOT surprise!" -- from Disney's Aladdin
''I don't want to achieve immortality through my work -I want to achieve it by not dying.'' -- Woody Allen
"Man is the head of the family, but the woman is the neck." -- an Arabic saying
"Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time." -- Motto of the Baltimore Grotto (caving society)
"It's like deja vu all over again." -- Yogi Berra
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." -- "A Bit of Fry and Laurie"
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" -- Edmund Burke
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe tying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -- Rich Cook
"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?" -- Clarence Darrow
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"I chewed in self-defense, but I did not swallow." -- Draco in the movie Dragon Heart
"When a man is asked to make a speech, the first thing he has to decide is what to say." -- President Gerald Ford
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -- Albert Einstein
"He is no fool, who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." -- Jim Elliot, martyred missionary.
"It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows." -- Epictetus
"It's tough to be subtle when you're nailed to a tree." -- 4Him (ad in CCM magazine)
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." -- Samuel Goldwyn
"I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years." -- Samuel Goldwyn
"Thank heaven. A bachelors life is no life for a single man." -- Samuel Goldwyn (when told his son was getting married)
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it." -- Ellen Goodman
"Yesterday is the past. Tomorrow is the future. But today is a gift that's why it's called the present" -- motto from Internet Solutions, Inc.
"You are near to their lips, but far from their mind." -- Jeremiah 12:2b - Jeremiah speaks to God about the wicked in the land.
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." -- Franklin P. Jones
"I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one." -- Nicole Kidman to George Clooney from The Peacemaker
"A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself." -- Lisa Kirk, American musical - comedy entertainer
"I use to have two goldfish named 'Trust' and 'Obey'. Funny thing about goldfish - they don't live long. But funnier still is my 'Obey' always died before my 'Trust'." -- Tina Lee
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite." -- Sam Levenson
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Abraham Lincoln (paraphrase from the bible)
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
"Mercy I cannot see without closing my eyes" -- Sarah Masen (from "75 Grains of Sand")
"'Be yourself' is the worst advice you can give some people." -- Tom Masson (1866-1934)
"Love is found in the things we have given up, more than in the things that we have kept." -- Rich Mullins (from "What Susan Said.")
"The best aspect of the Internet has nothing to do with technology. It's us. Getting in touch with each other is more exciting than the coolest computer game or the hottest information." -- Newsweek Magazine
"We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it." -- William Osler
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blond." -- Dolly Parton
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso
"Be kind to everybody, because everybody's having a hard time." -- John S. Powers
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."-- Elvis Presley
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people" -- Former U.S. vice-president Dan Quayle
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- Former U.S. vice-president Dan Quayle
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -- Nietzsche
"I ran three miles today, finally I said, 'lady take your purse.'" -- Emo Phillips
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and the frog usually dies as a result." -- PlanetAll Quote of the Day
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -- Charles Schultz
"Girls file away little things about men... and when that file explodes, it's over." -- Pauly Shore on Politically Incorrect
"I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up." (From a Showers of Blessings list)
"I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice." -- (From a Showers of Blessings list)
"I've learned that wherever I go, the worlds worst drivers have followed me there."-- (From a Showers of Blessings list)
"We always thought this brother was humble until one day he told us he was." -- C. H. Spurgeon as quoted by W. Oscar Thompson in Cocentric Circles of Concern
"Words can hurt. Words can heal. Therefore it is of the utmost importance that we pay attention to our words." -- Tim Stafford, in his book That's Not What I Meant!
"The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer." -- I.F. Stone
"'...do not throw rocks at people who hurt.' Galatians 6:1 says to restore a one caught in any trespass in gentleness." -- W. Oscar Thompson from Cocentric Circles of Concern
"Adamic nature [from the concept of original sin nature in Adam] is all personal pronouns: me, my, mine. Carried into business this becomes, 'Get all you can, can all you get, sit on the can, and do not share it with anyone else." -- W. Oscar Thompson from Cocentric Circles of Concern
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -- Mark Twain (Samuel Longhorne Clemens)
"Education isn't everything. Just because you have the recipe doesn't mean you have the makings." -- Unknown
"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be." -- Paul Valery (1871-1945)
"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes." - Abigail Van Buren
"God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called." -- Sheri Wilson, of Christian Media Alliance
"My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it. On the back it said: 'Wish you were here.'" -- Steven Wright
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time -- I think I've forgotten this before." --Stephen Wright
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